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Wednesday 26 August 2020

Rather

Would you rather be really rich and have no real friends or will you rather have little money and lots of good friends?

I will rather have little money and have lots of good friends so that I can have a friend that will be my side and will always treat me nicely.

Thursday 13 August 2020

Captain Underpants #2 - Using Speech L2

As the sun rises and paperboy delivers the newspaper, George wakes up singing. "I love Saturdays". Dances George as he sing loudly. Harold suddenly wakes up and join in the singing. "When anything is possible". Both boys jump out of bed happily and greets each other  at their windows. "I love Saturdays cause I can wear my pyjamas all day.." The boys dance on into their living rooms and while jumping on their couch. Harold replies. "I love Saturdays cause I can watch TV all day..." Then trowing away his cereal bowl, Harold adds. "I can pee a little bit in my underpants and no one will mind". George looks over at Harold, horrified.

Friday 7 August 2020

Captain Underpants - Using Speech

A class of children are sitting on the mat. "This is me in kindergarten". Says George. "And this is me". Explains Harold. "George and i aren't friends yet. But we're going to be. The teacher begins writing on the board and says. "The seventh planet from the sun is called....Uranus". George and Harold burst into laughter. The teacher quickly turns to glare at the boys. turning back to the board she says. "Scientists.......". George looks over to Harold. "Ur...Anus". laughs Harold quietly. "I know.....". Continues George laughing at Harold. The teacher turns and coughs "Hrmm Hrmmm". She continues speaking as she writes on the board. "Known as a gas giant......." "Hahahahaha". Laughs the boys hysterically.

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